Tha Carter VI

Lil Wayne, Drops his highly anticipated Album following the Super Bowl controversy,

Alright, picture this.

Imagine Leonardo da Vinci — yeah, the genius who painted the Mona Lisa, invented flying machines, and probably made perfect pasta — now imagine that same guy picking up a crayon with his left hand, closing his eyes, and scribbling something a toddler would proudly stick on a fridge.

That’s what Tha Carter VI feels like in Lil Wayne’s discography.

We’re talking about Lil Wayne, a rap legend, one of the most influential artists of our generation — the dude who basically raised half the rap game. And somehow… he dropped this.

I don’t even know how to say this nicely: this album is trash. Like, not even “oh this ain’t it” trash — it’s “did he even try?” trash. If this was the first thing he ever released, I’d genuinely be telling him to try another career. Anything. Landscaping, balloon animals, I don’t care — just not this.

The beats? Horrendous.

They sound like something someone made on a calculator app during detention. Wayne usually makes bad beats sound fire — but here? He’s rapping like he’s trying to dodge the beat on purpose. I was like… bro, did you even listen to this before releasing it?

And the lyrics? Oh man.

“If n****s not chicken, they tender like Chick‑fil‑A on a Christian Day.”

This line blew up on social media, and it’s STILL not the worst one on the album. Like… what does that even mean? Did a chicken write that? With a ghostwriter?

Then we got this masterpiece:

“She up and down on this dick like a see-saw

I’m steppin’ ’round this bitch like the green Hulk, hold up.”

I can’t make this stuff up. It’s like he was rhyming just for the sake of it. Just making sounds with no thought behind them.

Wayne’s always had some wild bars — but this ain’t wild, this is unhinged.

I hate to say it, but Tha Carter VI is like a stain on the whole Carter legacy. Like a ketchup smear on a wedding dress. We’ve had amazing Carters before — iconic projects. But this one? It feels like a parody.

Anyway, thanks for reading. Let’s all just delete this from our memory and go back to pretending Tha Carter V was the ending.